Disallow your entire site from Google crawling your site. Needs to be a brand new domain never hosted before.
Go get all the freakin links you want – obviously, getting high quality ones would be a better use of your time.
After you get about 1,000 or so good links, remove the robots.txt file from blocking your site.
Google will view this as an “aged” domain – all because of the links pointing to it already when it first “discovers” the site and places it into the index.